"We laughed and laughed, together and separately, out loud and silently, we were determined to ignore whatever needed to be ignored, to build a new world from nothing if nothing in our world could be salvaged, it was one of the best days of my life, a day during which I lived my life and didn’t think about my life at all.” --Jonathan Safran Foer
What kind of headline is this? Who wrote this? Can I have their job instead? Because clearly I could have come up with something a little better! Cleveland needs to work on their editorial skills…How about, “Accused Serial Killer Not Granted Bond” or even, “Man Arrested and Held on Five Accounts of Aggravated Murder” but “Accused Serial Killer Wears a Pacemaker?”
Come on Cleveland. Get it together.
